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"Hello?"
"It's me. You called?"
"I didn't leave a message. How'd you know?"
"*69."
"What?"
"Star-six-nine. Punch it into the phone, it tells you who called. New feature. Neat, huh?"
"Sounds a little kinky."
"Get your mind outta the gutter, pal."
"Why? I thought you liked it there."
"Well—"
"Want some phone sex? Ooh, ooh—"
"You're crazy."
"Crazy in love, babe."
"Love you, too.... Hey, why'd you call, anyway?"
"Ah... shit, I don't remember now. Guess I'll have to call back."
"Never mind. Just hurry up and get here."
"Gonna give me my *69 in person?"
"You got it."